If i tried to sell a rocket dildo, i can almost guarantee that people would buy it. There’s an extreme element to some fetishes where rational application of a device is secondary to the symbolic nature of it’s immensity.

I have met many subs who proudly present their massive insertables for use only to discover they are unable to use it or have not even tried. If you are going to be a size queen… own it, do some research, and stop pushing that one tonne boulder up that hill, and roll it at a forty five degree angle into your hungry hole.

When it was suggested that i buy the larger vibrating plug, i was nervous, but i understood what it meant for prostate stimulation to apply greater pressure to the source. After almost two years, it’s still a struggle to use, it requires practice with smaller devices, and the enjoyment of the larger one is realized through training. That’s my responsibility, and i have to communicate when i need practice so i will be ready for use.

My advice is, don’t bring a bazooka to a knife fight, unless you want your toys to collect dust come up with a plan for using them. It’s an investment in many forms, treat it as such and others will learn from your experience or be impressed with your ability to ride my nuclear rocket to glory.

These panties are amazing for their elastic bands, but truly they hold nothing well. If anything, i need to start buying panties the right size for me. But it’s too much fun trying to stuff it all in so mehhh

That’s what makes these panties special 😉